Y Wednesday, August 27, 2008Y
8:28 PM
sighs.didn't do well for commons.
D:
who's gonna provide my with tuition??
bahh.
think i'm most probably gonna have 3 to 4 tuitions next year. argh. im not coping well with my studies. i don't focus on things well either. for example, i should be doing my english proposal writing assignment which mr tan wants to see tmr. gah. but i saw the computer on! teehee! and decided to check my blog for awhile but ended up blogging. haha. promised myself this would be a short post. lols.
today. pe lesson.
captain's ball!
yoohoo! supposed to be resting (bcos my asthma came back 2 days ago) but i decided to 'risk' some breath cos i really loved that game! i think, today's match was the best one so far. It could have been better if Felicia was on my team as well!:)
qiao ru AKA peh jiao cai ROCKS man!
she catches the ball so easily! haha!
BUT!
Note to PQR:
next time don't be too rough kay? cos you might injure chun mei or clara. heehee. anyway, you rock.
oh yes. this was supposed to be a very short post! sorry! got to go!
loves,
the greatest AHMA on the planet ;D
bye!
Y Sunday, August 24, 2008Y
3:45 PM
Long time since i blogged again.HAHA;D
Now, let's look at some jokes.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash.
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
"Is that you, Mommy?"
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll
What's brown and sticky?
A stick [P.S not funny]
What dog keeps the best time?
The watch dog.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it.
What did the judge say when the skung walked into the court room?
Odour in court
(Order in court)
What did the water say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
Dam.
Why is the letter 'G' scary?
It turns the 'host' into a 'ghost'.
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website.
What are the letters that are not in the alphabet?
The ones in the mail, of course!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 789.
(seven ATE nine)
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse.
(hoarse)
What is an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?
The space bar.
What exams do witches have to pass?
A spell-ing test.
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What bow can't be tied?
A rainbow! (somebody help me spell L.A.M.E)
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Everyday, you'll rise and shine. (Felicia is going to say "Lolzlamez")
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
The teacher says "Spit your gum out"
The train says "Chew, chew, chew"
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no-body to go with.
Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
Why did the traffic light turn red?
You would too, if you were to change in the middle of the street.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck. (LoL. I thought it was an airplane.)
Why should you take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.
How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One. After that, it's not empty!
What kind of button won't unbutton?
A bellybutton. (LOL?)
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What are two things you can't have for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
He thought he could have sweet dreams that way. (wow! isn't he too innocent?)
Have you ever heaerd the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, or it might spread.
How do baseball players stay cool?
Sit next to their fans.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Lol. Lame. Nothing more to say. heehee.
byebye!
Signing off,
lame ah ma